I don't think they have those out where he is. We'd have to send him one. Or, we could just fly him back East and make him shovel for us. My 400' driveway would keep him busy all day, and then he could hitch-hike down to you (gotta keep it authentic, lots of hitchhikers in the snow)
:: lots of hitchhikers in the snow ::
Just give him a gas can, a bright orange vest and a stormy-kromer. He’s bound to be picked up.