Well done, Mears.
Fake holiday invented by an ex-convict.
People in Africa laugh at Kwanzaa.
I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seben candles all a-glow
With the flames all a-flick 'rin
And bright wax be drip-a-lin'
On white lines of coke in a rowI'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seben candles burnin' low
And the dope smoke a-driftin'
Makes our head all go spinnin'
While the Big Choomer be sniff-lin'
Another healthy line of blowI'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seben candles all a-glow
And one we all know
Burns for each of the great
Fifty seven states
Where Barack Obama neber got to goI'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With every candle lit each night
For another year packed full
With solumn meditation
And generous reparations
Plus lots of fried chicken for us to eatI'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
So I can watch the candles all a-flame
And the little chi'rens be singin'
And the gub-a-ment be bringing
Free Kwanzaa stuff to my crib
And to all my many lazy frens...