[Vlad The Inhaler]

I’m Dreaming Of A Bright Kwanzaa

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seben candles all a-glow
With the flames all a-flick 'rin
And bright wax be drip-a-lin'
On white lines of coke in a row

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seben candles burnin' low
And the dope smoke a-driftin'
Makes our head all go spinnin'
While the Big Choomer be sniff-lin'
Another healthy line of blow

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seben candles all a-glow
And one we all know
Burns for each of the great
Fifty seven states
Where Barack Obama neber got to go

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With every candle lit each night
For another year packed full
With solumn meditation
And generous reparations
Plus lots of fried chicken for us to eat

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
So I can watch the candles all a-flame
And the little chi'rens be singin'
And the gub-a-ment be bringing
Free Kwanzaa stuff to my crib
And to all my many lazy frens...

[STARLIT]

Were you the life of the parties?