[Red Badger]

So, a man spots the rarest creature on the planet, and his first response is to shoot it?........................

[alternatives?]

“So, a man spots the rarest creature on the planet, and his first response is to shoot it?........................”

Not an irrational response since the Feds will put restrictions on your land if an endangered species lives there.

[Boogieman]

How else you gonna stuff Bigfoot and put him in your den unless you shoot him first?