ah, ya got me...
“The Ministry of Defence have previously used satellites with infra-red sensors to track the aircraft, it is understood that the heat from an animals red nose was clearly visible and it was at this point RAF aircraft began escorting the bright red aircraft over every British city, town and village.
The owner of the aircraft described the incident as a sleight misunderstanding. More on this as it develops.”
Cucked by the 24-hour “gotcha” news cycle!
#metoo