“I’ve long been a fan of Gudea of Lagash, my favorite Sumerian king, whom I’m sure is a household name in all of your households as well. “
Team Sargon of Akkad laughs at your presumption.
And nobody remembers Gudea of Lagash because Nebuchadnezzar is easier to spell.
I'd curse you, but there was already the Curse of Agade.