Posted on 12/14/2018 10:00:25 PM PST by ransomnote
Submitted for the protection of the village.
Rule number one, and the most important rule of them all: Never, EVER defend. ALWAYS attack.
He who defends has already lost. Make the troll defend. Do not let the troll choose the battlefield. Make him fight on YOUR battlefield. If the troll initiates a line of attack, change the subject.
Change targets, avenues of attack, and , if you have mastered them, change gung fu styles constantly. Confuse the opponent and keep them off balance. Do not allow them to stand with feet firmly planted. While they defend one point of attack, you have already moved on to another.
If you find their squishy soft spot, stay on target until their head explodes. Now is the time to focus. Be relentless.
If they cuss you or threaten you, you win. That is a sign that their head has exploded. Rejoice in your victory.
Never show anger. EVER. Make the enemy show his anger.
You are playing to the mob. The troll knows this. Make the mob your greatest weapon. Make the mob laugh at him. Laughter is kryptonite to the troll. They will flee the battlefield AFTER their head explodes. Rejoice in your victory.
Keep the troll's focus upon you if your gung fu is superior. Do not allow him to engage a weaker opponent. If your gung fu is inferior, do not engage. You will lose against a skilled opponent.
If your gung fu is weak, do not attempt to assist a master. You will only get in the way and weaken the master. And he may lose.
If the troll is damaging an innocent, and you are skilled, attempt to draw fire upon yourself. The innocent must be protected and avenged.
Know your limitations. A good rule of thumb is; if not confident in your gung fu, do not feed the trolls. This is not always possible, and when not, choose your greatest champion.
Be gracious in victory. It is enough to win. Accept surrender if offered and allow the enemy his face.
These are the mysterious ways of North Shao Lin Troll style gung fu. All cannot be revealed, nor should it be.
Bag Tzu
The Art of Trolling
Good afternoon!
ransomnote wrote:
“I will put my request here because I forgot to add it to the NEW THREAD ping.
I request that those wishing to discuss matters with FReepers who have a history of disrupting Q threads do so via private message rather than pinging said FReepers to our thread. I believe attention to this small detail will help us concentrate on our work (and our play). ThankQ.”
ThankQ for posting the request !
freepmail also applicable if disruptors come on uninvited.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm7-8WhA05A
Live thread - Paris Yellow Vests gathering to protest Macron
Speaking of which, remember the economist mag cover with the tarot cards? The wheel of fortune-didn’t it have Macron, Merkel, and May strapped to the wheel?
Ok going back to bed now.
So sad but true
I’ll take a seat right here.
Good Morning everyone!
“X22Report”
One of my daily information sources.
Bagster has been great to me but even though I have never been called a troll by anybody I have felt the anger and suspicion of some Q followers because I asked a question or made reference to something I saw elsewhere. I asked questions because I’m trying to learn, not trying to fault Q. Most of the people on the Q ping list have been very nice and helpful.
I am 100% with Q and the movement but I’m new and still learning. I read every single post on every single ping and I’m fascinated with the whole thing. I don’t understand it all but I’m trying. I have seen some of the heated discussions between Q followers and people that don’t believe Q. I mostly try to be quiet so that I can read and learn without getting chased off for asking a stupid question. I figure if I read enough all of my questions will be answered. LOL At this point if I have a question that I don’t find an answer to I will probably PM Bagster for clarification. FR has always had a certain amount of members that take offence easily and attack before having a civil conservation but I won’t be run off from FR by a minority of members.
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As with any cult, they can be “great” to you so long as you are a True Believer and do not stray too widely in your questions.
But if you express any doubts or make any challenging or critical remark, you may expect the wrath of the Cult Enforcers.
Man, you drama queens are hilarious! I guess you’re in the “cult” of Q is on the outside, since I’m in the “cult” of Q is an insider.
What infuriates them the most is just skipping over their comments and never engage them, then sit back and watch how long it takes before they are constantly commenting to themselves like Gollum.
Nope ... you simply couldn't be more wrong. If you are sincere in your questions or challenges you will be answered with respect and helpfulness. However, once you have been identified as a troll due to your posts content, insults, belittling comments or just plain pain in the ass getting in the way ... you will be treated as such. And you will be well deserving of the scorn and ridicule heaped upon you.
Nobody respects someone for pissing in the punch bowl just to prove you can.
Your first post on the tread and you've already hurt your self. You were innocently stumbling along and now you're the victim of oppression.
Poor guy, life is hard, isn't it?
It would appear that you have nothing of any value to add, other than "woe is me" and "Bagster is mean."
Heck, even I could have told you that.
Here's an idea, why don't you tell us which drops from the past week really made an impact for you? Positive or negative. Cite your sources.
Didn't think so. Here, try this:
Apply as directed and log-in again in the morning.
Well, I have a mind of my own and have seen a few theories that I’m not 100% on board with but I let it go and keep reading. The things I’m not sure of are individual opinions and theories about things that belong to that person, not the group. I respect their belief but file it away as “wait and see”.
I have never seen a UFO either but I don’t rule out that it’s possible and don’t humiliate a person that says they have seen one or believe it’s possible. If I read something in a Q thread that I’m not sure about I keep my mouth shut and move on.
So hilarious that the anti-Q NPC shill trolls come here with their ....................
“boo hoo we are so innocent, dindonuffin and y’all are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo mean....”
BS. Ignore them.
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