“She would have lived primarily on forest fruits and leaves.”
She was a cheap date.
“Waiter! Bring the lady a bowl of leaves.....French leaves if you have them.”
would you care for the house lice, or prefer to groom them off of her yourself?
I've seen this a few times... I found it interesting and enjoyable:
A homo-sapiens/neanderthal love story (Ao! Last Neanderthal)