Now some thoughts:
1. Santa Trump is carrying a hammer (”Drop the hammer”).
2. T&Q stockings are obvious.
3. The Vatican Treasurer??? (Godfather III).
4. “Elf on the shelf”? Keebler Elf? Sleepy Sessions? Has he been watching all along, seeing who’s naughty and who’s nice?
Gonna be a great day! Somebody’s getting smocked with a stocking-full of covfeve...