My dad refused to get me one for years....claimed they were for the handicapped
Then I got one around aged 11 and a guy dressed in a genuine sailor suit stole it at Halloween
I saw him ten years later when I was at Ole Miss and he was at law schoo and confronted him in front of his girl friend
At least I got an affair with a law school coed out of the deal ten years after...y’all saw what I did there right
He lied and denied
But she knew him and knew he was lying
A week or so later I saw her at a bar....Ole Miss no shortage of clubs ...anyhow she was sweet
Lol! You ended up dating the thief’s girlfriend 10 years later?
“Saw what you did there”
Reminds me of one time in a movie theater in gangville Long Beach when two homies get into a huge fight mid showing. I was scared guns were gonna go off but they were just yelling. And the one guy kept responding, “I’ll f*** your b****! I’ll f*** your b****!” Referring no doubt to the lovely young lady beside the other gentleman.