[grey_whiskers]

I am afraid you may have to lend our little punting dog troll your screen name for awhile ("half-assed").

Well done, sir.

Consider yourself *highly* commended.

[haffast]

“””I am afraid you may have to lend our little punting dog troll your screen name for awhile (”half-assed”).”””

He needs a “whole” because he talks out of both sides of it.