Whittaker is one big intimidating dude. And he seems to have the right MAGA beliefs to match. This might work out very well.
"HEY DIMRATS--HERE KITTY, KITTY!"
WIMPY DIMS: CHUCK NORRIS & I
EAT A MOOSE
FOR AN APPETIZER
CORRUPT TRAITORS:
HIDING IN THE BASEMENT WON'T HELP
I'LL JUST PULL THE HOUSE OFF U!
WIMPY DIMS:
I'VE SQUASHED BUGS
HEFTIER THAN U!
WENT BEAR RIDDIN
WITH PUTIN THE OTHER DAY
U AIN'T SQUAT!
I'LL SHOW U MY MUSCLES
IF U'LL WEAR
WELDER'S GOGGLES
THE PRESIDENT THINKS
DOJ NEEDS HEFTY CLEANING
I HEARD THE DOJ
NEEDS A HUNK
PUNISHER.
I'M A GENTLE GIANT
EXCEPT TO CRIMINALS
& TRAITORS
WHICH TRAITOR
NEEDS B*TCH-SLAPPED
FIRST?
WHICH TRAITORS NEED
B*TCH-SLAPPED INTO
THE NEXT COUNTY?
WHERE DO U WANT
THE GROUND
TRAITOR PUT?
WHO CALLED FOR
THE ELEPHANT
JUGGLER?
YEAH. PAUL BUNYAN
WAS MY GREAT GREAT
GREAT GRANDPAPPY
CLEAN CONGRESS?
WHERE'S MY JAW-BONE
OF AN ELEPHANT?
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME
PLAY FOOTBALL.
THOT IT UNFAIR.
I'D P*SS ON THE TRAITORS
BUT THEY'D INSTANTLY DROWN.
. . .
Dang, he looks like fake rassler, CAIN.
Meme that, nukka.
I would myself, but need to catch up and Oracle. Complicated susiness. How long is this frikkin thread, anyway. Yeesh.
Bagster
WOW! I want THAT guy on my team.