A couple other oldies:
“The Ruptured Chinaman” by One Hung Low
“The Russian Milk Doctor” by I. Suckatitsky
You had a couple I hadn’t heard of before. Thanks for the laughs.
“Man who screws woman on ground has piece on earth”.
“Woman who flies plane upside down have crack up”.
Boy am I straining what is left of the old gray cells for these.
A couple more
I’m Ready by Hugh G. Rection
If It Smells of Cologne Leave It Alone by
Herb Eaversmells
I’ll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours
by Mike Hunt & Jenny Taylor
The words of wisdom were prefaced by
“Confucius say., “
“Man who go to bed with itchy (butt) wake up
with smelly fingers”...etc.