Is your refrigerator running?
#22. “Is your refrigerator running”? If so, put on some skates and go after it. badda bing.
Child to a grocery store clerk. “Do you have Uncle Oskar (sardines) in a can? If you do, you’d better let him out before he suffocates”.
Have you ever seen a rubber band? Nope, but I did see a peanut stand.
Some of us old timers are still around and remember those lousy jokes.
Remember the old book titles, such as “Yellow Stream”, by I.P. Daily?
“Antlers in the Treetop” by Who Goosed a Moose
“Chased by a Tiger” by Clawed Balls.
“Cellophane Underwear” by Seymour Hair.