#22. “Is your refrigerator running”? If so, put on some skates and go after it. badda bing.
Child to a grocery store clerk. “Do you have Uncle Oskar (sardines) in a can? If you do, you’d better let him out before he suffocates”.
Have you ever seen a rubber band? Nope, but I did see a peanut stand.
Some of us old timers are still around and remember those lousy jokes.
Remember the old book titles, such as “Yellow Stream”, by I.P. Daily?
“Antlers in the Treetop” by Who Goosed a Moose
“Chased by a Tiger” by Clawed Balls.
“Cellophane Underwear” by Seymour Hair.
Cliff Diving by Hugo First
Losing It by Ben Dover & C. Howard Fields
Purple River by Peter P. Peculiar
Chinese Overpopulation by Wi Fuk M. Yung
“100 Yards to the Outhouse” by Willie Makit and Betty Wont.
“Under the Bleachers” by Seymour Butts
“Yellow River” by I.P. Freely
“At the Nudist Colony” by I.C. Weiner
“Bon Voyage” by Wen Away
“Unemployed” by Ike Witt
“No Great Shakes” by C. Jure
Why do ducks have flat feet?
From stamping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From stamping out flaming ducks.