[conservatism_IS_compassion]

Is a fifth of liquor 4/5th of a quart or 1/5th of a gallon?

Yes.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I think you intended:
“Yesh”

Who told you that you could sober up?
Get in here, boozy. You’re late for your drunkening!
-Moe Sislak