If you really want to torture them, put them on Amtrak.
LOLOLOL.
Or . . .
Force them to:
1. Listen to Shrillery rage at top volume every waking moment. Or,
2. Ditto listening to Puhlousy, Boxerface, Mobscene can't-hold-her-Waters, SKerry, OBummer, Swinstein, Schmucky Schummer, Schiff-for-brains, globalist Kissassinger, Soros-sore-butt-us, . . .
3. The constant whine of the MSM on some treasonous blather. etc.
I was thinking about an anniversary trip with Mrs. Kit next year by train.
Bad idea?