When I first saw your "Daniels" picture shoot past on FR, I thought at first quick glance that that was John Kerry in the middle. He once had a DNA test too, and it turns out that he is 1023/1024ths equine (the other 1/1024 is pure jackass - or was it the other way around?)
![](https://danmillerinpanama.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/kerry-horseface.jpg)