Ask him to dance a little and sing “YMCA”.
So Bagster, does that mean that if I invited you to a concert that I really really really want to go to...
And I'd help with getting you to the cold cold prairie...
And I don't think I should go alone...
And it would be strictly platonic....
Cos you really make me laugh and you're smart...
And it's a really really great group, I know you'd love it...
Oh, and of course I'd pay for your hotel, really...
Would you really really consider it?