[LonePalm]

I used to do stand up comedy. Now I do sit down comedy.

Every time I tell a joke standing up the crowd yells, "Sit down."

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[grey_whiskers]

I used to do stand up comedy. Now I do sit down comedy.

Every time I tell a joke standing up the crowd yells, "Sit down."

Reminds me of another...

What's the difference between going to Church and going to the baseball game?

At Church, you sing, "Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus."

At the baseball game someone behind you yells, "Sit down, for Christ's sake!"