Thread Bot (autotuned voice): Good morning fellow “patriots”. What is new today on the Q front?
Q-threader: You’re new here. Are you Q-woke?
BOT: Oh, yes. I’ve been lurker around the Q-threads for over a year and a-half.
QT: Ummmm...OK.
BOT: Have you read the several Reddit/4Chan/Revolt compilations of Q? I find them very interesting.
QT [Inquisitively]: What is your take on Alex Jones and Fatty Corsi?
BOT. AJ is derp-state and Corsi is fat.
QT: Sounds....ummmm...familiar. What are your thoughts on baked crumbles in a quansette hut?
BOT: I don’t understand the question.
QT: Do you visit Vietnam to see your aunt Felicia?
BOT: I’ve never been to Vietnam.
QT: Say hi and bye to your aunt for us.....mmmmmmmmkay?