Jam the straight Republican levers! They call for help!
“Well gosh, I wonder whats wrong here? Guess you'll have to vote a paper ballot!”
End of the night, count those paper ballots, vote an equal number on the machine using the Big Straight D lever, and deposit the paper in the nearest receptacle! (Only if necessary, of course, and D guy can still win.)
A little bit of info concerning the Kavanaugh vote...
Attempted bribery of Collins.