[NoCmpromiz]

Unless, of course, all you want your knee to do is bend.

On that subject, bending without assorted clicks, creaks, and pops accompanied by the occasional folding up like an improperly lowered and locked landing gear would be a good thing.. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

[ArGee]

But there’s so much more. How about a 6 rpm semi-automatic? Phone jammer? GPS? Don’t settle for just a joint replacement.

I’ll admit, unless you’re also replacing your lower leg there’s no place to put the clip for the weapon. But still, go big or go home.