Poor mouse. He’s so destitute that he has to make his own toilet paper.
Boy did he show up at the wrong address.
Face, direct the mouse to your next door neighbor's place. You know, the one who does construction projects at midnight.. ;-)
I had one check into my hotel two nights ago. I evicted it into my garden plot where it can become useful organic material..
Oh, no, actually, I have plenty of toilet paper for me and the mouse and lots of his buddies. It’s food they won’t get, here. Most of it is in the fridge, except for spices, which are in jars. About the only other thing they could eat would be ramen, and if I see any more signs of mice, those food items will go in the freezer, which has been unplugged for 10 months or more. Because, moving. Eventually.