I live in DogMan's county. Haven't seen him yet, but last week a bear ate my daughter's 2005 Camry. Bigfoot doesn't destruct property, does he?
No...Bigfoot does not destroy property as that is a common characteristic of leftists which Bigfoot most assuredly is not. He (it) is conservative. Evidence strongly supports my claim:
1) Most definitely not a “pencil neck”:
2) Eschews living in large, crowded metro areas like San Francisco. (Bigfoot would certainly not poop on the trails he uses. Who’s more civilized?)
3) Those that have heard Bigfoot vocalizations absolutely maintain there isn’t the slightest hint of a “beta lilt” voice pattern. Fur-SHER!
4) Self-reliant beyond reproach.