I have a repressed memory of getting married to a supermodel when I was 15 and she was 18. I remember it was the most joyous sex I ever had down to this day, even though I never mentioned it to my wife. None of the people I named as best man or bridesmaids remembers it, and I can’t remember the church. She should still have to give me daily BJs the rest of my life, right?
Ask for an FBI investigation!!! And ask the police to investigate, even though this happened, what, 77 years ago?
...bwahaha!
Ask for an FBI investigation!!! And ask the police to investigate, even though this happened, what, 77 years ago?
...bwahaha!