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To: meyer; JockoManning
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If you drink because you can't function when you don't, you are a full fledged Alcoholic.
1,544 posted on 09/28/2018 2:07:05 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: editor-surveyor

well, it was innocent enough.

I took 9 gin soaked raisins a day to keep the flu away.
I took a glass of red wine every day for heart attack reduction.
I took a glass of white wine every day to reduce the risk of strok.
I took a glass of vodka every day for the reduction of stress.
I took a glass of beer a day to help prevent dementia.
I took a glass of gin a day to increase digestive juices.
I took a glass mescal a day so I don’t get worms.

I am pretty much in tip-top shape health-wise, but
now i have to go to these darn meetings every day....


1,551 posted on 09/28/2018 2:24:29 PM PDT by stylin19a ( Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
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