[stylin19a]

well, it was innocent enough.

I took 9 gin soaked raisins a day to keep the flu away.
I took a glass of red wine every day for heart attack reduction.
I took a glass of white wine every day to reduce the risk of strok.
I took a glass of vodka every day for the reduction of stress.
I took a glass of beer a day to help prevent dementia.
I took a glass of gin a day to increase digestive juices.
I took a glass mescal a day so I don’t get worms.

I am pretty much in tip-top shape health-wise, but
now i have to go to these darn meetings every day....

[editor-surveyor]

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Real gin, made from juniper berries, is good for clearing out your kidneys.

But most people soak raisins in it and eat them, rather than drinking the gin.

Coconut oil or butter are best for curing dementia. Dementia is a defficiency in saturated fats along with inflammation. (Aspirin is best for inflammation)