And, to tie it all in a bow:
Who was armed with crossbows, and defeated the United States of America?
The Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
What were the authorities saying as the populace caught sight of the Duchy's soldiers in New York?
"There are NO men from Mars around."
How did the Duchy defeat the United States?
Why, of course. They captured the Q-bomb!
Ha! Top *that*! ;-)
Mad mad mad world.