Posted on 09/07/2018 10:21:22 AM PDT by Gamecock
NICEVILLE — Responding to a house fire last week, Niceville police officers and firefighters encountered an odd sight.
When firefighters got to the home around 5:30 p.m., they could see smoke coming from inside. A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door. Police officers arrived shortly after to assist. The man came to the door again, left it open and went back into the house.
The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning. He was examined at the scene and had no life-threatening injuries, the report said. He refused further medical treatment.
Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill — which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread.
According to the offense report from the Police Department, the man showed no signs of understanding the danger he was in. There were several things on fire inside the home, including some towels. An officer detained the man and removed him from the house for his own safety. Firefighters said that if he had stayed in the home much longer, he could have possibly died from smoke inhalation.
In the report, an officer said he and another officer were in the house for about five minutes and had a hard time breathing. Firefighters went inside with oxygen masks to remove the burning items.
I know, I thought about that too. Sorta like biscotti, the choco chips might burn a little bit.
Back in the 70s, I decided to go home with my friend for lunch. We went to his house for lunch and we decided to fool around with his sister Ez Bake Oven...we decided to make Chicken noodle Cake...what a mess...Friend got in trouble for wrecking his sister’s EZ Bake, but his mom said that if I had something to do with it, I should apologize. I was there, but I want to try the brownies...he (my friend) was trying to annoy his sister...
Ugly Naked Guy from the sitcom Friends?
Florida.
Niceville is a very nice, Conservative town. It used to be called “Boggy” and is a bedroom community of Eglin Air Force Base.
Yeah, but that couldn't have been a factor, could it?
-PJ
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