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Snowflake's heads would explode watching these.
1 posted on 09/06/2018 8:38:00 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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"Take it off... take it ALL off."
2 posted on 09/06/2018 8:43:24 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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I always wondered if that guy who drew the 'have a nice day' left for the guards to find when he escaped prison was influenced way back in his childhood by Pillsbury's Chinese Cherry
3 posted on 09/06/2018 8:54:11 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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The Sound of Music is politically incorrect.


4 posted on 09/06/2018 8:55:53 PM PDT by Architect of Avalon
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The Frito Bandito

They’d riot in the streets over that one.


5 posted on 09/06/2018 8:58:05 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ( Trump is The Storm)
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Then there’s this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64AQ3BzhWKI&t=32s


10 posted on 09/06/2018 9:14:35 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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11 posted on 09/06/2018 9:14:56 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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13 posted on 09/06/2018 9:22:40 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Every time President Trump calls CNN fake news another hair falls off Brian Stelter's head.)
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14 posted on 09/06/2018 9:26:07 PM PDT by doorgunner69 (no mntion whast)
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The Flintstones.

Brought to you by Winston cigarettes.

Winston takes good like a cigarette should.

==

Definitely aimed at youths.


15 posted on 09/06/2018 9:27:04 PM PDT by TomGuy
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There was a commercial for a cologne/aftershave called “Hi-Karate” that basically showed a guy beating up his date. I never saw the sense in that one at all.

There was another for a beer (can’t recall which) that had a guy that punched a girl for trying to take a sip of it. That one was also really bizarre.

Then there was the ad for BiC lighters. There was a pimp(?) in the back seat of his limo who said, “When I wanna call my chick, all I gotta do is flick my BiC!”

There was a cool Stroh’s beer commercial that showed a bunch of WWII Rat-Paterol Brits (in North Africa, presumably) pretending to find a case of Stroh’s beer in the desert. It played up the idea they were parched from the sun and a bit delusional, seeing hallucinations of the invisible beer. You could hear the bottles being opened, the beers poured, etc. At the end of the commercial, a frostglass of Stroh’s shimmers into view on the sand. Great commercial!

There’s a famous Samsonite luggage commercial that showed a gorilla (I think it was actually a guy in a suit) that was throwing a suitcase around in his cage for the duration of the commercial (30 or so seconds) without the thing flying open nor suffering any appreciable damage.

Then there were the commercials for L’eggs and Nair hair remover with leggy gals in short-shorts showing off for the cameras. Southwest airlines also featured stewardesses in very short-shorts. (Hot pants, Daisy Dukes, whatever you wanna call ‘em...)

There was the commercial for Calgon Laundry Detergent that featured a Chinese couple...that ran a laundry. I can evenremember how it went…

White lady at the counter: “How do you make your shirts so clean, Mr. Lee?”

Husband looks around and whispers: “Ancient Chinese secret!”

Wife behind curtain turns to the camera: “My husband—some hot-shot! Here’s his ‘ancient Chinese secret’: Calgon!” (She describes Calgon)

Wife walks out, waving empty box: “We need more Calgon!”

White lady, leaving, turns: “Ancient Chinese secret, huh???”

Sheepish husband smiles...

I didn’t think it was _that_ bad. For the times, anyway. But I don’t think you could make it today.

There were a number of commercials for boys in the 60’s that featured some sort of plastic weapon they could shoot whiffle balls and what not at their friends. Doubt you could get away with that today.

…Was there ever a commercial for Jarts? (A lawn game featuring those huge—and dangerous!— lawn darts? Yes, throwing huge, sharp, metal-tipped darts around the yard amongst family and friends. What could possibly go wrong?)

Most everyone else names the other ones I can remember. I’m sure more will come to me later.


19 posted on 09/06/2018 9:39:00 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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I think this one would get savaged today for cultural appropriation.

22 posted on 09/06/2018 9:43:13 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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Save


27 posted on 09/06/2018 9:47:33 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Allahu FUBAR)
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Ping.


32 posted on 09/06/2018 9:56:33 PM PDT by hdbc (FUBO)
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“Cigars, Cigarettes, Tiperillos?”


36 posted on 09/06/2018 10:26:13 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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37 posted on 09/06/2018 10:30:37 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (;I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” Sherlock Holmes)
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Don’t forget the cartoons

Walt Disney’s Education for Death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLrTNKk89Q

Song of the south original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J8so60bJfg&list=PLCB39E603A441705F

snowflake melters better than salt and a snowblower !


40 posted on 09/06/2018 10:44:20 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (;I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” Sherlock Holmes)
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I want that Johnny Gun!!! Grenade launcher and all!!! :P That was a fun watch.

I did get distracted by a video on the side and am now rewatching highlights of one of my favorite nights.

Presidential election night 2016!!! :D

NBC 2016 Election Night - Highlights - The Is Priceless!

43 posted on 09/06/2018 10:50:48 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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What’s in the Bag, Goose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlyzY139Wfg


45 posted on 09/06/2018 11:02:22 PM PDT by Hugin
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bump


51 posted on 09/07/2018 1:10:02 AM PDT by Bob434
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Wasn’t there an old tv ad for cigarettes that showed a person with black makeup around one eye, like he or she had been in a fight and the logo was “I’d rather fight than switch”? What was that? I was very young when there were still cigarette ads on tv, but some were very catchy.


53 posted on 09/07/2018 3:08:21 AM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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