The Bluesmobile is back?
More money than brains
Insufficient mass and too low cruising altitude for a General Lee.
It’s not licensed for flight..................
Isn’t one flying to the asteroid belt as we speak?
What’s he charged with? Lacking a pilot’s license?
Aw heck, we used to do that with our motorcycles all the time. The trick is finding the right spot to get airborne as somewhat sane velocities.
Maybe he was just a refugee fleeing Chicago or one of the other Democratic $hith*le cities in America.
He might have been someone rich enough (probably with taxpayer money) to afford a Tesla and smart enough to get the hell out of Dodge while the gettin’s good. OTOH, maybe he was homeless in Seattle or somewhere and driving a Telsa he stole from the rich guy.
Anyway, don’t come to Texas unless you’re driving an F-350 or larger truck. We need more truck drivers and bigger trucks. We have enough lawyers and Teslas for now. And please leave your Jeep in Colorado if you think you are going to be moving to Texas. Need a U-haul? No problem.
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He should claim the car was self driving.
Looks like he got quite a jolt
when he landed. Sparks were flying.
Is that snow on the ground in front of the parked cars? Must be that global warming thing Lefty’s are always talking about.