Petition? That sound you hear is your axe-swingin' ancestors rolling in the grave.
No doubt, but we do deliver our humor firmly tongue-in-cheek.
My branch of the family emigrated 3 generations back. I am not of completely Scandinavian blood, although I have half-brothers that are.
In addition, you may note that the Scandinavian countries are now, and have been for many years, in the forefront of SJW, Socialism, Atheism, etc. (There is a picture here somewhere on FR of what I believe is the Danish, the Swedish or Norwegian ruling council or contractors, all middle-aged white males, wearing pink knitted “p-hats”.)
Lars, Cleaver-of-Heads, and Erik the Red, are quite in abeyance at this time. There may be many more of Viking blood in England, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland than back in Norseland, since that was what excess single males did at the time. . . China and India now have excess males . . .