The same guy went to a Halloween party, naked, with the aforesaid potato on a string, that was tied around his waist. When asked what the heck he was supposed to be, he replied “A dictator!”
He rings the bell at the first house he comes to and the astonished woman screams, "Oh my God...what are you supposed to be?!"
The guy replies, "A pull toy."
Bonus Halloween joke:
A young boy is dressed as a pirate by his mother on Halloween and goes out trick or treating. The pirate hat is way too big and it comes down about to his nose so he has to keep pushing it up to see.
At one house he goes to, a woman opens the door and exclaims, "Oh what a wonderful looking pirate!"
Looking around she says, "Where are your Buccaneers?"
The kid pushes his hat up and says, "Under me buckin' hat!"