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To: llevrok
A guy went drinking on Halloween and then decided to do some trick or treating wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a pair of roller skates.

He rings the bell at the first house he comes to and the astonished woman screams, "Oh my God...what are you supposed to be?!"

The guy replies, "A pull toy."

Bonus Halloween joke:

A young boy is dressed as a pirate by his mother on Halloween and goes out trick or treating. The pirate hat is way too big and it comes down about to his nose so he has to keep pushing it up to see.

At one house he goes to, a woman opens the door and exclaims, "Oh what a wonderful looking pirate!"
Looking around she says, "Where are your Buccaneers?"

The kid pushes his hat up and says, "Under me buckin' hat!"

60 posted on 08/16/2018 1:01:07 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Get in the Spirit! The Spirit of '76!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Another Halloween joke:

When I was eight years old, I asked my dad for money to buy a Halloween costume.

He said, “you don’t need any money for a costume - put jockey shorts on your head, and you can be an ass!”

~Rodney Dangerfield~


68 posted on 08/16/2018 1:17:22 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
The Bronze Rat

A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco . While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story ?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

70 posted on 08/16/2018 1:21:50 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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