One time I reprimanded my son who was about four at the time. He then asked to get ice cream and I said “no”. He asked me why and I said “because you won’t behave”. He whined “but I’m haaving now!” Cracked me up.
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I know this only because I have heard the story. When one of my older brothers was a tot, my mother had been teaching him to say “urinate” instead of the babyish word “wee wee”, which she allowed for very young children.
One day, he told her, “I have to myinate.”