We used to get a catalogue with gifts to pick from when we reached a milestone employment date. So I was flipping thru the pages when my boss walked in to my office. He says, “Have you decided what to get for your 25 year award?” I replied, “This sawsall looks good.” Then he asked me, “Whatcha gonna do with a sawsall?” Without even thinking I said, “Keep managers out of my office, what the heck do ya think?” My boss shook his head and left.
For my 15th I’d chosen a Buck knife. My anniversary coincided with the release of a “Round 2” lay-off list and yes, I was on it. I found out later that there was much discussion over whether to give me my gift or not that day.