Posted on 08/07/2018 2:37:58 PM PDT by EdnaMode
In this weeks special Variety issue on transgender Hollywood, Caitlyn Jenner talked about how shes secretly meeting with members of Congress to fight for equality.
But just as surprisingly, she also revealed that she might be open to acting. Jenner said that her dream role would be a comic-book villainess. In a Marvel movie, I want to play the baddest-ass lady youve ever seen in your life, Jenner said. They got the wicked queen or the wicked lady. Just do the makeup and the outfit. And I got the deep voice.
Before she transitioned, Jenner co-starred on TVs CHiPs and she once auditioned for Superman, prior to Christopher Reeve getting the part.
Jenner said that she had a difficult time after she won the gold medal at the 1976 Olympics decathlon. I got all these issues inside me, she said. She remembered asking herself, Did I build up this character so big that Im stuck with Bruce for the rest of my life?
And it scared the hell out of me, Jenner said. And then four months later, they call up: Would you be interested in a screen test for Superman? She auditioned, but she was relieved when she didnt get the part.
It was just too much for me, Jenner said. I would have gone down as the most macho guy in the world, and thats not me. Its not even close to being me. She smiled. Thats why I want to play that bad-ass bitch. I can play that girl.
Captain Pervert?
No! Go for gold—join NFL Cheerleaders.
He and Bradley Manning can play The Ambiguously Gay Duo on SNL.
“She” did not win the gold medal. I mean, not only are they wanting us to say men are women, but it’s supposed to be retroactive to all the things they achieved before coming out as confused.
Chick Dude?
He could play a washed up former Olympic decathlete, who every time he has too much to drink, transforms into a transvestite with no super powers.
If Caitlyn Jenner was in a band, it would be called Skin Fold’s 5.
“IT” could be an extra in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest...
The left destruction of society continues unabated. Bruce is mentally ill and they give him a comic book character. They are winning this war and nobody is even trying to stop them.
Let him ask whoever he wants in the Marvel universe...
... his role will only be approved or rejected by the Chinese Communist Party... who runs Marvel.
Missing Dickus ?
The Tick: “Sorry...American Maid is already taken.”
His name is BRUCE, dammit.
Should be an insane, freaky Bond villain.
SHE-MAN?
or MAN-SHE?
No offense to old folks because I too am in my upper years but Bruce is around 70 or close to it. What is he going to play; an evil Captain Kangaroo? The Spermanator? A scary dude in a dress?
Agatha Harkness
Madame Web
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