Shawn Christy...DOB 1991. Geez...these girly-man wankers. I factually have sweatshirts hanging in my closet that are older, and will venture a guess some Carhartt socks in a drawer equally so. Both items have more gravitas than this dweeb.
I have concert t-shirts from 1982.
I'll see those sweatshirts and raise you my standby dress boots, purchased in Cheyenne in '89 and still goin' strong.
(Just hope I don't have to explain the difference between real boots and those sorry imitations.)