Posted on 07/04/2018 11:13:10 AM PDT by Mechanicos
Dearest Jeffrey, I have arrived at my regiment’s headquarters, Starbucks Store 8396. There was confusion at first as I thought it was the Starbucks in the Safeway parking lot, but it was actually the Starbucks within the Safeway proper. I shall write again. #secondcivilwarletters
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Dorks can’t fight.
Like all bullies, they’ll whine and cry when they start getting their arses whipped.
When liberals taut a civil war the MASH song comes to mind (suicide is painless).
It brings on many changes
"...#secondcivilwarletters..."
Well then...throw down MOFOs.
Dearest Significant Other,
The air stinks of cordite. Holed up at the Javits Center, we came across Saint Hillary’s cache of fireworks from Black November. The Village Transgenders attacked the Red Hats using fireworks for cover, to no avail. All is lost.
You have to feel for these brave souls. They're running low on soy milk and Javits is starting to charge them for bandwidth. The end is near.
“With 20% to 24% liberals to 37% to 40% conservatives and the rest undecided depending which poll you read libretards are seriously outnumbered and outgunned. They are legends in their own minds with dreams of utopia and unicorns.”
Each day. they attack President Trump and America, the independent voters are walking away from the left that hates them and the rest of America.
Like all commies, they depend on our *fear* to control us...but it’s not conservatives who should be afraid.
They start some $h/+...we end it.
People looking for trouble are no match for those who are ready for it.
Never underestimate the power of Cucks to cuck. Even the ones with guns.
It was 1860 when the democrats last decided they could refuse to accept the results of the general election
ooops, bad format!
My dearest Stephan,
The war is off to a slow start, we still haven’t figured out how to distribute uniforms among the 49,382 genders we have in our unit. We all agree on Ugg boots but there is much discord among the ranks over our color scheme.
Love
Fredrik
Mother Dearest
I pulled on my yoga pants, stopped at Starbucks for a skinny soy latte and grabbed my iPhone and a portable battery.
I worried I wouldn’t go to the right battleground but luckily it was location tagged on Facebook. I knew I could postmate avocado toast for lunch.
And they will lose badly.
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