Posted on 07/03/2018 12:17:54 PM PDT by EdnaMode
Video. Or sexbot.
‘How do I explain to my friends and my family?’
Start with the plumbing - if you can make it past that, it should be all downhill.
Now that you recognize your problem, see if you can hunt up some shame. It’s worked for thousands of generations before you.
This is what the ME Generation has wrought....all about Me...me...me...and my SEXUAL Identity....sheesh....these sick people.
Don’t bother explaining. Just do us all a favor and drive off a cliff with your so called partner.
Just say Mommy, Daddy, I’m a homo.
That means he’s a homosexual and with another man.
The media lies.
I was watching an old Dean Martin roast on Amazon and Dean Martin was making fun of Flip Wilson for dressing up as Geraldine. He said that Flip needs to see a psychiatrist and everyone laughed. Ahh, those were the good ole days.
That means they’re both pretending. He’s pretending he’s straight and he’s pretending he’s a she. It won’t work out for both of them either. He’ll have to add this to his long list of failed relationships. Maybe he should get a cat.
You have something against cats?
Nah, I was just making a crazy cat lady joke ;)
It’s best people like this don’t get pets either.
and, Pat. There used to be a waiter/waitress in our local Applebees; and, I swear she was the image of SNL's, Pat(someone who couldn't be identified as either male or female). Never could determine what "it" was -- complete mystery.
What the hell is a “genetic woman”? It’s woman, idiot! “transgender woman” = man. You’re gay! Your trans partner is a man.
“transness” is a new word? Substitute “insaneness” instead.
I think you can find a good explanation at the local mental institution.
I’m pretty sure you just say, “Hey I’m a fag.”
Because you are a fag. Fags like things with dicks. Some fags like things with dicks dressed up like women. But the key issue here is that you like dicks.
Just tell them that you and your partner are joining the traveling freak show and that you two will be going by the stage names Ding and Dong.
Good luck.
Was nobody crass enough to ask???
Your parents want grand children.
Good luck
I wasn't, can't speak for anyone else.
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