[rlmorel]

I remember when I was younger hearing my mother talk about a nasty woman who was bothering her and she said "She's got her tits in a wringer about this thing..."

Years later, it still makes me laugh. Don't hear that phrase much!

[alternatives?]

“She’s got her tits in a wringer about this thing...”

Over forty years ago someone told me “She’s colder than a witch’s tit”. Haven’t heard in since.