[bagster]

$~~~THE BAGSTER ORACLE~~~$

It's day 7 of the Q drought and, like a lifeboat full of shipwreck survivors, the FReeQs are beginning to drift at sea. Soon we may begin to eat the weaker passengers on the boat. Here are some of the day's top stories in FReeQville;

~~~ Trey Gowdy says it's a good thing that the FBI sent spies into the Trump campaign because that's what The Donald asked for. Gowdy is starting to say things that are as weird as his haircut.

~~~ Roseanne Barr tweeted this out, "muslim brotherhood & Planet of the Apes had a baby = VJ" It was an accurate and veriafable fact, yet Roseanne took it back and apologized like Republicans used to do back before the Donald showed us the way. Once she showed signs of weakness, ABC cancelled her top rated show.

~~~ In other fat people news, Rush Limbaugh made noises about "internet" conspiracy theories

~~~ There are no fresh stories about Jerome "Man-boobs" Corsi, other than he's very, very fat. If he said anything, nobody heard it because, at this point in his career, he's like a very, very fat tree falling in the forest .

~~~ The Deep State sent scorpions to FReeQ txhurl's bedroom but the adroit and highly trained patriot dodged them. The Oracle has video of the incident.

I was it's target.

~~~ Vegetable chat threatened the thread but was overcome.

Until tomorrow, sportsfans, see ya round the popsicle stand. Same Q time. Same Q channel.

Bagster

Lesser Oracle

[bitt]

first to like! :)

[MileHi]

Thanks bags

[generally]

Another outstanding edition!

What’s up with Trey Gowdy????

Roseanne Barr. Maybe she just said something stupid and it’s as simple as that. Or maybe she knew exactly what she was doing. If so, why?

Ideas:

1. She changed her mind about the TV show and wanted to get out of doing it.
2. She’s a white hat and knew that her tweet would cause a firestorm of attention and over-reaction and she wanted to provoke that.
3. She wanted to distract from other news.
4. She wanted to call attention to the hypocrisy of the left. (Example: that ESPN woman who tweeted the homophobic stuff - no problem)
5. She wanted to call attention to ValJar and get her into the news.

[little jeremiah]

ThankQ for the as always excellent, entertaining and well writen Oracle.

(WHINE....where is Q? Has he ditched us???)