Posted on 05/23/2018 4:26:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle
1960 Hits - Renamed for Those Over 60 Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday!
They include: ============================== = Bobby Darin's --- "Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!" ==============================
Herman's Hermits --- "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker!" ==============================
Ringo Starr --- "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!" ==============================
The Bee Gees --- "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" ==============================
Roberta Flack --- "The First Time Ever I forgot Your Face!" ==============================
Johnny Nash --- "I Can't See Clearly Now!" ==============================
Paul Simon--- "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
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The Commodores --- "Once, Twice, Three times To The Bathroom!"
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Procol Harem--- "A Whiter Shade Of Hair!" ==============================
Leo Sayer --- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping!" ==============================
The Temptations --- "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone!" ==============================
Abba--- "Denture Queen!" ==============================
Tony Orlando --- "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!"
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Helen Reddy --- "I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!" ============================== =
Leslie Gore--- "It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!"
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And, last, but NOT least, Willie Nelson --- "On the Commode Again!" ==============================
Bobby Darin-————Beyond the See
Sammy Davis Jr.———
“I gotta Go Pee! “
Good Geezers = you got it;)
Technically, some of those songs they’re based on are from the 70’s (for us younger geezers!).
Check this out Freeper Geezers and go for it!!!!
http://www.nme.com/list/100-best-songs-of-the-1960s-1159
Beach Boys — Snoozin’ Safari
Gordon Lightfoot — The Wreck of Ed Fitzgerald
Rolling Stones — (Still Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
Carly Simon — Constipation
Arlo Guthrie — Alice’s Golden Corral
Woody Guthrie — This Land Ain’t My Land
The Beatles - It’s been a flaccid day’s night..
Desi Arnaz - Babalu (Back to the Loo)
Dean Martin - King of the load?
Carolee King - So fart away!
And for you ‘80s pop fans - I Can’t Touch My Toes (No Can Do) by Hall and Oats.
Sorry. Oates. Not Oats. I wish I could blame Otto Kerrekt on that one.
Jimi Hendrix: Are you constipated?
Beetles:
Help! I’ve Fallen and Can’t Get Up.
Back in ER
Cayenne is Good for the Heart
The Long and Winding Nursing Home Hallways
Happiness is Warm Slippers
A Taste of Applesauce
Baby, You’re an Old Man
Ain’t She Wrinkled
Everything’s Shakin’
Searchin’ for My Dentures
Shady Pines Lonely Hearts Club Band
Some title don’t need changing:
Hippy Hippy Shake
Shake Rattle and Roll
I Forgot to Remember to Forget
Take Some Insurance out on Me
The End
Slow Down
Sure to Fall
The Who — Tommy, I Can’t Hear You
Kris Kristofferson — Sunday Morning, Falling Down
Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now
Otis Redding — Falling Off the Dock of the Bay
Boomer Top Ten
The Hollies - The Air that I Wheeze
Vikki Carr - It Must be Phlegm
Donna Summer - I Feel Lump
Frank Ifield - I Remember Who
Johnny Horton - Withering Pines
Linda Ronstadt - Love is a Robe
Mickey & Sylvia - Love is Strained
Christina Aguilera - Our Day, We’ll Gum
Glen Campbell - By the Time I Get to Finish
The Jaynetts- Sally Go Round the Donut Seat
Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Gallstone
Maria Muldaur — Midnight In the Men’s Room
Lobo — Me and You and a Helper Dog Named Boo
The Beatles — Eight Ways I’m Weak
I Wanna Hold My Pee
Crabby Road
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