[bagster]

Size him (Brennan) up for a noose, get a tailor in to get his necksize.

Brennan is a member of the Jerome Corsi Fathead tribe. They are a species of man born without necks. Their jowl fat blends all the way into their moobs in one gelatinous slab of flapping human flesh, often times riddled with cellulite, pimples, and stretch marks.

Hanging such "people" can sometimes prove troublesome due to physics.

Bagster

Lesser Oracle

[rolling_stone]

Hanging such “people” can sometimes prove troublesome due to physics.

using unboiled rope can make it even more “troublesome”(for the hangee)

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Ah, no, we just need a bigger rope.

[bitt]

giggling....