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Knights entering a cave. It is a large cave and as they walk inside it we see in the darkness at the side of the cave a fearsome looking creature which watches them as they walk to some writing carved on the back of the cave wall.

ARTHUR: Look! There!

BEDEVERE: What does it say?

GALAHAD: What language is this?

BEDEVERE: Brother Maynard, you are a scholar.

BROTHER MAYNARD: It is Aramaic!

GALAHAD: Of course. Joseph of Aramathea!

ALL: Of course.

ARTHUR: What does it say?

BROTHER MAYNARD: It reads ... "He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."

ARTHUR: What?

BROTHER MAYNARD: "The Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."

BEDEVERE: What's that?

BROTHER MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.

BEDEVERE: Oh, come on.

BROTHER MAYNARD: That's what it says.

ARTHUR (miming): But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh". He'd just say it.

BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone.

GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.

ARTHUR: Shut up.