It was a long time between Q posts, and the natives got restless. Shame on them. This publication expects better discipline out of the FReeQs. This isn't mumbleypeg. That having been said...Let's get down to brass tacks.
a.) Most of the day was spent rambling over several topics and none at all. Rudy Guiliani interviewed with Hannity and made a startling admission which should hit the idiot press pretty hard if it hasn't already.
Rudy admitted that The Donald reimbursed his lawyer, Cohen, the 130k that he paid the prostitute/porn star to hush her well-used mouth. He also said that the President wasn't aware of the details of the payment but made it emphatically clear that no campaign money was involved. Therefore, no crime. If that is accurate, then this is nothing but National Enquirer material. Next.
b.) Lots of discussion about Syria. Our cub reporter NIKK, on the Middle East beat, brought us more great pics of the devastating blast in Syria from the other day and informed us that Russia has been blowing stuff up real good lately. ISIS targets, allegedly. NIKK may earn a Pulitzer as a foreign correspondent for her outstanding reportage.
c.) There was talk of The Donald receiving a Nobel Prize. The cynics among us think the commie Nobel committee will deny him that so called honor. Will Rocket Man get it? Some Chinese fellow? The SK guy? Both? All? Some Congressmen wrote a letter to the Nobel committee recommending the President for it. Yawn.
d.) The President went to the State Department for the first time to swear in Pompeo as SOS. There was a video of Pompeo addressing his new troops. The fake smiles and leg humping was puke inducing. Half of them will be on the street next week. One can only hope with that nest of vipers.
e.) We learned that the Kanye West defection has resulted in an immediate hike in black male support for The Donald. From 11% to 22%. In one week. Yeezy is down with the Preezy.
f.) Other topics were discussed, but I forget the rest. All except one.
g.) It was postulated that "couping" was an actual word. That one could "coup." Some Philistines thought to transform a noun into a verb, in other words. And so began "coup-gate."
One thing led to another and the native Americans became involved, through no fault of their own. Feathers were ruffled (no pun intended) but cooler heads prevailed and the elders met around the fire and buried the hatchet. Where we go one, we go all was the rule of the day.
h.) And then, Q arrived. This was Q the mime. No words, only visuals.
i.) #1308: Two pictures of a plane, later determined to be Jet blue. Some said it was taking off from San Jose, California.
j.) #1309: An overhead picture of a circular building that most say is of the Hong Kong Apple building. No skyscrapers, though. Just fyi.
k.) #1310: A picture of the outside of the Hong Kong Apple building. Almost positively identified by the excellent sleuths, FReeQs, and anons. Some had mentioned the Cupertino offices.
Along with that photo, was another photo of what looked like boxes wrapped in cellophane on two pallots in what some thought was the cargo hold of a plane but No Doll I claimed was a refrigerated truck. It led to the ultimate question which must be asked again here.
l.) There was much musing about recent Apple stock transactions and profits made due to the Trump tax cuts. Seems they have made out very well. Also, talk of Chinese skullduggery and spying via Apple products.
m.) Q spoke not a word, but some people made up for his silence with their own gum flappery. I shall name no names.
n.) Suffice to say, Bagster is awesome and he abides. We did learn something of his and TXhurl's origin stories during Q's down time. We also learned that Cletus is a funny mfky.
Until the next edition, see you in the funny papers. This is your humble editor, signing off.
Bagster