Mixed-up posts on the cutting room floor:
“Human-mouse HYBRID: Scientists grow human brain in tiny rodent for Pizza Rat 1, Mayor de Blasio 0
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is on a campaign to wipe
out the large populations of rats that plague the city and,
to replace them with rats with human brains. This will get
the brainy rats out of the sewers and into the housing projects,which aren`t that much better than the sewers,
“But what the hell! We gotta do something!” said de Blasio.
This will allow for a 1,000,000 percent increase in more
space available in the housing projects
To defeat a rat, first you must be smarter than the rat.....................