I suspect you mean every high school boy you ever knew. :) We girls aren’t usually into blowing stuff up and splattering things. (Although, I have to admit that I do like throwing water balloons.)
Yes, of course. I meant every boy. But I have known a few girls that might like the job as well!
Same with our girls, especially when throwing balloons at boys that are laced with stinky perfume.
This army could have used your particular skill set, Bigg Red. Their water balloon assault failed spectacularly.