You do know you can go to the mistake exchange and buy error credits from those of us who never make mistakes. We have surplus error credits banked from past years of mistake free living. That way, when you use up your allotted three annual mistakes, you can merely purchase more on the Error Exchange so you can continue going through life free from worry about those little oopsies that plague the error prone "Imperfects," as we perfect people call you, our customers.
You can buy Error Credits singly, which have a one-month use-by expiration, or you can get a discounted six pack Boo-boo pack with a one year expiration. However, our best deal is the Fumble-Fingers case lot of 24 Error Credits, which last a full five years of mistakes, forgetfulness, lost keys, misspellings, can’t remember good-old what’s her name, and forgotten promises. If you buy today, we’ll toss in a six pack of special "Oops, I forgot your birthday, anniversary, or other special day" with no expiration and a lifetime guaranteed to work every time you slip up and forget to bring home a special remembrance!
Call now for pricing! Don’t be caught without that all important mistake credit on hand when you need the sympathy. . .
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Hahaha. Yea, and we sit around in our special VIP (Very Important Perfects) bars (which you people aren't allowed into) and tell stories about you Imperfects and just laaaauuughhhhh.
:)
p.s. That post is nominated for a FReeQy. Best post of a hilarious nature.
Wow, BDT not equivs BTD.
Second mistake this year.
You do know you can go to the mistake exchange and buy error credits from those of us who never make mistakes. We have surplus error credits banked from past years of mistake free living. That way, when you use up your allotted three annual mistakes, you can merely purchase more on the Error Exchange so you can continue going through life free from worry about those little oopsies that plague the error prone “Imperfects,” as we perfect people call you, our customers.
You can buy Error Credits singly, which have a one-month use-by expiration, or you can get a discounted six pack Boo-boo pack with a one year expiration. However, our best deal is the Fumble-Fingers case lot of 24 Error Credits, which last a full five years of mistakes, forgetfulness, lost keys, misspellings, can’t remember good-old what’s her name, and forgotten promises. If you buy today, we’ll toss in a six pack of special “Oops, I forgot your birthday, anniversary, or other special day” with no expiration and a lifetime guaranteed to work every time you slip up and forget to bring home a special remembrance!
Call now for pricing! Don’t be caught without that all important mistake credit on hand when you need the sympathy. . .
ERROR CREDITS R US *
* A subsidiary of Carbon Credits R Us
(An Al Gore Enterprises Company)
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I think I love you.